Dark Side of the Hooligans

Hello ladies and gents and welcome to the BEST DAMN NEWS coverage ever, the Danger Daily
News. I am your host Mark Danger. Today was a very pretty day outside and I was cooped up
inside and could not enjoy it. I have somethings to cover so lets get to it……………

If you think that you can beat me in NASCAR fanstay then you need to join the combat-hooligan
league. You can get it here http://darksideofthehooligans.com/2008/02/04/join-our-nascar
-yahoo-fantasy-group/. I know that you can’t beat me, but I know that you can beat Casey.

If you haven’t seen the Danica Patrick swimsuit photos you need to. She looks fine as hell
in that two piece. So if you like you women with a hot bod and a bitch attitude she is your
girl. And I know she has to like it ruff in the sack and I bet she likes to be spanked too.

How about the joke of the day……………………………………………………….

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.

Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses?
A: Because he didn’t want them shitting in the streets during parades.

Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.

Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ears.

Q: How does a blonde high-5?
A: She smacks herself in the forehead.

Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling
idiots?
A: Flattered.

Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
A: An Italian suppository.

Q: WHAT CAN SAVE A DYING BLONDE?
A: Hair transplants.

Q: WHAT ARE THE WORST SIX YEARS IN A BLONDE’S LIFE?
A: Third Grade.

If you are a player for the Atlanta Hawks you have some good news. So if your name is Anthony
Johnson, Tyronn Lue, Shelden Williams and Lorenzen Wright you are leaving a crap hole team to
play for a better team in Sacramento. Now if you are a player named Mike Bibby welcome to a crap
team called the Atlanta Hawks.

How about the video of the day………………………………………

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M46tiTnHw5c this is Euans girlfriend.

If you want to know what is happening with the EliteXC show tonight if you don’t have
Showtime or have it and wants to know what people think please go here to check it out.

http://combat-hooligans.com/2008/02/16/live-round-by-round-coverage-elitexc-street-certified/#comments

Tony Stewart gave Toyota their first Nationwide win of the year. I think that Gibbs racing is
the team to beat this year.

I am hungry, so would anyone please cook me some dinner.

Well thats it for me, I will have a post later tonight on what I thought about the MMA show
on Showtime. It will be on www.combat-hooligans.com. So till then stay HARDCORE.